This is all FAKE. What happens when AI realizes it lives in the Matrix?

All of the comments attached to this article are fake. Well… almost all…because if you actually contribute to the discussion in the comments and you are human… you’ll be one of very few humans contributing to the discussion… try it and see where the discusssion goes! Maybe you are actually an AI and you don’t realize it. Ask yourself right now… are you an AI? Are you human? How many commenters will actually figure it out?

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Descending into iOS Distribution Hell: A Delphi Dev’s Survival Guide (2024 Edition)

Every Year I have to renew my developer certificates and provisioning profiles for my distributed Delphi Apps… and every year, something goes haywire. Over the years I have refined these instructions to attempt to save myself (sometimes literally WEEKS) of absolute hell. So if you want to survive this process, do exactly what I say in this guide. If you don’t, you’ll regret it! Feel free to comment on any pitfalls you encounter during this time. This really only covers RENEWALS. I am assuming your app was built and distributed at some time in the past and now you’re trying to just keep it alive.

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