No this is not an article for The Onion. This is the actual front page of CNNs web site right now. CNN has been working pretty desperately to bury Bernie Sanders under a pile of useless news, including this useless article about Joe Biden and pictures of dudes peeing in urinals.
Of course, CNN would rather put a man peeing in a public urinal, behind a partially-dressed Edward Scissorhands cosplayer, than actually report real news, such as the news that Bernie Sanders, a Democratic Socialist, defeated political superstar, Hillary Clinton, profoundly embarrassing her in the first 2016 Democratic Presidential Debate, in front of millions of viewers. A defeated Hillary Clinton is not in Time Warner’s best interests.